Friday, May 02, 2008

Easter Monday, huh?

Blog entry 03-24-08 an Easter Monday
Ah well, besides freezing every minute of every day so far, I cannot get on-line...nor can I watch TV,
the why's of these little inconveniences have eluded me for the last 24 hours, a few answers, a few more questions. The router...(Alice-Box) in our case a “Live-Box” is anything BUT. It flashes every light it has and actually Saturday nite I connected to the I-net, received our email, read it and then sent many “safe arrival” messages to our friends and family. Then Sunday Morning it was inert, lots of flashing lights but no connection, not even wirelessly from the laptop. What gives here? At the Easter Drunk, oops...dinner with 24 other hungry Brits I approached Don with my problem, he said his Live Box died and had been replaced after much railing at France Telecom. Ah ha! But in HIS case the damnable box was DEAD...not flashing every light and not connecting to anything. Further...the bloody telephone line has a dial tone. Hmmmm. The Easter Dinner was at The Black Price's Castle, spectacular as always and much work has been completed...all the interior walls of the bergerie have been insulated and dry-walled over to make it possible to use year round. Such fun, so many familiar faces and all the kissie-kiss greetings make it a most festive occasion. Much wine flows, many long and involved conversations with people we haven't seen in 6 months. It's charming beyond words to have this connection with so many others, we have a large extended family here, people we care about and want to be with. It's why we come back.

EASTER MONDAY...the Monday after Easter Sunday. We fire up Teresa the trusty Toyota and head off to do our chores. First the Bank, Credit Agricole, HA! It's closed. Shit ...oops merde'. Then off to St Amand to find out why our telephone service has been cut off...besides the fact that we didn't have enough money in our account to have the autopay actually PAY because EDF had DRAINED our account by 265 Euros per month for the last 6 months because they couldn't get inside to read our meter! Thus the Telephone people weren't paid and we have no actual telephone (yes a signal that indicates that the line is there but nothing but incoming calls are allowed) service...no phone, no DSL!!! So we drive thru the beautiful green countryside admiring the trees and forest and puffy cloud cover.
Upon arriving in St. Amand we discover that the France Telecom office is quite closed...oh no!! It's some kind of HOLIDAY! Oh no...tricked again by our always open economy, church be damned.
The boulangerie is, of course, open until all the bread is sold out or nearly so as far as we can tell. I stop at the one nearest our house and buy a loaf for today's repast for $1.05 Euros, at the current $1.55 USD to 1 Euro that makes this loaf cost $1.63 in real (read US) terms. Still a bargain but it could be much better.

So we while away the evening watching French TV and having Earl Grey tea with a bit of Cognac and a lump of demerara sugar to keep off the chill. The house remains at 43.5 degrees F. We have placed the small oil-filled convection heater in the office room and it is holding fast now at 57.7 degrees F. Cold but warmer than anywhere else hereabouts. The other heat source, a somewhat larger oil-filled heater is in the dining room downstairs and diectly under our bedroom (heat does rise), these are the two rooms we have decided to keep warm for ourselves and any guests that drop by with and without invitation. The cats are definitely unhappy with the cold, fur or not, the annual molt and upchucking of hairballs is over for now. They seek us out to lay on and about us, on top when we are in bed. We made the bed over using Ted's electric blanket, a BIG help. The 6” pile of quilts, blankets and thermal sheets were barely adequate, the electric blanket is The Answer (until you turn it on while any of the other heating appliances are on full blast..then it's LIGHTS OUT)! Yes we blow the main circuit breaker until we figure out what can be on and how much, then we rest.

Our Lignieres Arrival

Blog entry 22 March, 2008.
Brrrr, the temp inside this room where we run the computer and watch TV (when it works) is now 52.8 degrees f! Outside of this room there are many other rooms including our bedroom in which we were nicely ensconced until we awoke from our jet-lagged stupor at about 6am, that room was 43.4 degrees f, as are the others. It IS a huge refrigerator at beer temperature and we float about like so many ice cubes looking for a bit of heat to melt the chills away. No luck. I have plugged in one of the little oil-filled convection heaters in this room to assist the shivers a bit and it has successfully raised the temp to it's present toasty 52.8 within the relatively short period of an hour. Hallelujah! More to come I hope. I carried the larger oil-filled heater upstairs last night and plugged it in in our bedroom, nice idea that, it blew the mains circuit breaker and crated a house-wide blackout. Unplugged the unit, went downstairs with my frozen flashlight in hand and reset the breaker. Brrrrr it sure is cold down there. Heat does rise. There's no heat down there though. Damn.
The United flight was fine, filled with a small group of happy adults taking a large group of sullen, mostly female 16 year olds to tour Paris' finest museums and sights. Oh joy. Good for them. The 7:55 flight itself was supposed to leave at 7:55AM to Dulles in Wash DC but for some reason, no pilots, no plane, no gas, no chance...we were routed onto a following flight into Chicago at 8:10...not much of a delay but a delay and oh, what about that nice tight Dulles 1.5 hr connection? Did they duplicate THAT at Chicago? Not a chance. That connection going on to Paris didn't happen until 6:30PM. That meant we had a thrilling 5+ hours on the ground in Chicagos O'Hare Airport as our flight crew knocked off 30 minutes of flight time, oh joy. At least the luggage was booked through...wasn't it?! YES, YES, it was. I had a nice little pizza and Kelly had some Chinese food from the purveyors on the mall-like strip in the C-Wing. We read, ate our food, had a cup of ice cream and people watched to while away the time. The weather outside was cool, in the 50's but sunny and the sun beams on us felt especially good as I now remember. Temp now at 7:20am Easter Sunday 53.6 and climbing! Whoopee!
About that luggage, the worst load we have ever hauled aboard a small car to take to an airport. The following items were carried. 2 Cat Carriers with Two Cats, one medium sized backpack, one small suitcase, one humongous cloth dufflebag with wheels, One huge Samsonite wheeled suitcase, one medium Samsonite wheeled suitcase and one 18” cube cardboard box stuffed with linens, computer parts to update this ancient beast, a Pfaff serger with all accessories and miscellaneous clothing items for summer wear. Let's talk about the box shall we? It weighed 77.5lbs. Yes, that's OVER the 50 lb no charge limit, further it weighed 7.5 lbs more than the $50 dollar charge for the over 50lb fellas...so I charged the 381 USD against my Visa card and thanked myself for that little oversight. They waived the 50USD charge for the 55.5lb large suitcase at least and only charged us 340USD for the two cats round trip. We were upgraded to Economy Plus however so we had nice knee room on which to lay our heads and cry. Temp at 7:40AM Easter Sunday in the room now = 54.3 degrees f.
Currently the DSL is dead as a doornail, it worked Friday night but Sat nite it was out and now it is similarly inert. Electrons probably frozen. We left sunny, warm (70 degrees f), dry California for this?! What the hell were we thinking? Coming thru the gate into the courtyard we parked the rental car (a dandy Toyota Corolla Verso 4 dr small diesel SUV) and proceeded to unpack from our 7 + Hr journey south from CDG Paris. Oh what traffic there was on the Periferique (ring road around Paris), trucks by the hundreds, cars, motorcycles, everybody going somewhere else for Easter weekend, lemmings! Grrrr. The ride took 7 hrs as we had to stop for breaks every half hour or so as we were so jet lagged, terrible! We'd cat nap with the cats for 15 – 20 minutes then startup and take another run at it. Gads, awful. I kept thinking of that extra 5 hours we spent in Chicago thanks to United's screwup, not nice United, not nice. At 7:47AM Easter Morning it is now 54.6 degrees! Terrific. It poured rain, sleet and snow here yesterday just after we arrived so I guess we aren't past the last freeze of the year yet are we?