It's Friday, Plombier Day at Rue 35! Whoopee...new toilet has been installed expertly by Maurice our Chef Plombier! Tickled, neither of us have christened it yet! The floor, wet with water from the cracked tank has a fan blowing air across so it will eventually dry from the soaking it got for the last two weeks or so. Then he repaired the slipped solder joint in the kitchen allowing us to remove the fine paint bucket that was catching THAT drip! Joy of Joys! Dryness prevails once again in Kelly's kitchen AND...Ta DAAAA! He examined my repaired pipe in the little potty's hot water line that I had taken apart, applied some joint compound (pate du plombier...plumbers paste) and reassembled and said "ce bon".."it's good!" So we are now repaired at last til next year when this will all repeat itself unless I figure a way to get anti-freeze into the lines in sufficient quantity to douse the standing water to keep it from freezing...we shall see. Just another great French experience! Ce la vie! Kelly is napping...exhausted by the joyous celebration! Zzzzzzzzzz.
And...I've started a movement...no...not that KIND of a movement but an important real one. It's called Occupy your Ovum / Occupy your Vagina! Yes boys and girls...this one to put a bit of wisdom back into the courting ritual as it is experienced by some of my personal female friends and relatives.
T-Shirts will be made with the slogan and a picture of an aspirin tablet between two perky but demure knees! BAYER to the rescue! Enough of this sex stuff already gurlz, you gotta get some structure back in your moral fiber and stop giving IT away to every two legged creature you say Hi to in passing! You simply MUST know their names...both of them and a middle initial anyhow, that they have a decent job and make enough money to buy their own rubbers BEFORE the act! Those are IMPORTANT attributes Before fucking anyone...either sex or the "stranger" one's anyway, for that matter. I'll make signs! We'll march on Chris's Club, the Wooga Bugga Klub, Snake Farm and the Hideaway whereever it is! This'll give your tender parts some time to heal from the excess wear your assaultee has given them and time for you to reexamine your sense of duty to yourself...or at least to your Precious Parts. Go forth and OCCUPY YOUR VAGINA ladies, for IT's sake!
Bi for now!
And...I've started a movement...no...not that KIND of a movement but an important real one. It's called Occupy your Ovum / Occupy your Vagina! Yes boys and girls...this one to put a bit of wisdom back into the courting ritual as it is experienced by some of my personal female friends and relatives.
T-Shirts will be made with the slogan and a picture of an aspirin tablet between two perky but demure knees! BAYER to the rescue! Enough of this sex stuff already gurlz, you gotta get some structure back in your moral fiber and stop giving IT away to every two legged creature you say Hi to in passing! You simply MUST know their names...both of them and a middle initial anyhow, that they have a decent job and make enough money to buy their own rubbers BEFORE the act! Those are IMPORTANT attributes Before fucking anyone...either sex or the "stranger" one's anyway, for that matter. I'll make signs! We'll march on Chris's Club, the Wooga Bugga Klub, Snake Farm and the Hideaway whereever it is! This'll give your tender parts some time to heal from the excess wear your assaultee has given them and time for you to reexamine your sense of duty to yourself...or at least to your Precious Parts. Go forth and OCCUPY YOUR VAGINA ladies, for IT's sake!
Bi for now!
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