Pineapple Storms and New Tax

Yes the Rains in Spain are definitely raining on our plain! Days of the blanket has lent a decidedly wet aspect to our rather dry rainy season. Not a warm rain like many that come up from the tropics are (Pineapple Storms I call them). This one seems to extend way out into the Pacific and is a slow mover so it lasts and lasts though not in large amounts. It has managed to screw up my porch painting at the little house and wash my truck of the bird shit from the fine Red Tailed Hawk that has taken to nightly roosting in our Weeping Eucalyptus growing over the driveway.
He had done his/her own "painting" of my Ford pickup in the last two weeks. I can't wait for him/her to move on outa here so I can wash it off and it'll stay off.
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New Tax, I was just laying here thinking of the stupid government giving away all those TRILLIONS of dollars to the Wall Street minions and the banking ripoff industry here in these United States and thought...we need it to be personal, so you and I can get a few bucks to buy stuff and get this damned economy running again like it should, after all this is/was a CAPITALIST system and we simply must participate to make it work. We just need money, that's all...like the trillions of the publics money that the government is giving away to those worthless bastards.
So...no tax CUT will do what we want, never big enough, no rebate either...a thousand bucks is a drop in our need bucket...we need a constant source for all the little necessities of life, like gas, food, electricity, scotch, beer...those things that bring us old farts pleasure. So we don't get it from the government as they're too busy giving it away to CORPORATIONS (Worthless congress and that bastard 0ush started the flow), who is going to supply us then? Our KIDS!!! What a great way to pay us back for every breath they take...afterall...we BORE them or at least the female mother types did...we males were the sperm donors. I think there's a viable basis for a Kid Tax. Yes, they make it to 21 or some other age and from that month on for the rest of OUR lives they pay us some decent percentage of their net income which because it is after taxes (theirs) it will be tax free to us most deserving adult persons that bore them. Comments please...